There's been a lot of talk about these new hybrid cars. You know, that's great to help the enviornment, but if I had one, it would be fueled by a hybrid of diesel fuel and raw cocaine. It would be a giant, hulking mass of a machine, belching roughly 3 tons of exhaust into our fragile enviornment at every red light I would stop at. Look, if we cut down on our CO2 output of cars, then it would balance out! I'd use my truck to run over endangered species.
I guess I'm just not feeling very eco-friendly today. But I'm feeling good enough to GET MY ROCK AND ROLL ON at Glassjaw tonight! Hurrah!
eco-terrible,
Jared