Them: "Hi, my name is Randy Eagleton, and I'm head of accounting. I'll be working with you on the McNally account."
Myself: "Great! I look forward to working with you. I am Shub-Niggurath C'thon, the Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young."
That's the damn fast track to success. A Lovecraftian-style name demands respect and terror.
Also, Mr. Kriq, yes, this is all influenced by the H. P. Lovecraft book you gave me, which is great. I had always heard of him but never read any, and it's very excellent. Hail, C'thulu!
It's 2:45 and my coffee is currently making my nerves vibrate, so I'm going to go to the gym. If I don't, I fear I may either burst into flame or vibrate so quickly that my atoms fall apart like a losing Jenga move.
Zoom, zip.
Jared