Isn't the 4th of July so EMO? I think this is a date that makes its way into many, many songs about first kisses and ex-girlfriends and fireworks. I need some romance, people, and I need it NOW.

I also found out that when stoplights go out of service and flash, they flash to the same beat as "Kitten Moon" by Fluke. This is why life is exciting - new learning experiences all the time. Glorious knowledge, I salute you.

Happy 4th. I had two damn tables today at work. heh. Hope you all are having fun.

patronizingly patriotic,

Jared