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SOMEHOW I HAVE FOUND MY WAY INTO DIMENSION HOT A PLACE WHERE MOST PEOPLE NEVER SEE

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I AM TRANSMITTING THIS FROM A ROGUE SATELLITE WHICH I HAVE OVER-RIDDEN WITH MY OWN PRIVATE CODE STOP

THE GUARDS HAVE FOUND ME AND I AM CURRENTLY FIVE THOUSAND FEET BELOW THE EARTHS SURFACE AND REALLY ITS QUITE COLD STOP

THE CONTAINMENT CELL I AM IN IS SURROUNDED BY LASERS AND ANGRY SQUID AND REPUBLICANS AND THEREFOR THIS ACTION IS SEVERELY PUTTING MY LIFE IN DANGER STOP

SEND HELP AT ONCE BUT PREFERABLY SOMEONE HOT AS THEY WILL HAVE FREE ACCESS STOP

THUS MANY MANY OF MY FRIENDS QUALIFY STOP

SEND HELP SOON OR THIS MAY BE THE LAST ENTRY EVER STOP

JARED

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