Pardon me while I remove my monocle - I was just reading some fine British texts from the 1800's by the fireplace. Can you take this for me, please? Oh, it's my brandy snifter, although it's full of sparkling water.

Oh, heavens, DO look at the time! Will you pardon me, please? I am aware that we had a bit of an appointment, but I simply must depart. You see, to-day I have an early morning engagement.

For some LOVIN'.