Unlike my hot friend Shannon, I have no fun anecdotes from my family. My brother usually spouts out rather memorable phrases but he's been lurking in the basement all day. Perhaps he is building a RAY GUN.
Besides pretending that Justin and I are pirates, my friends and I have been having a really, really bad time with puns lately.
Parents: "So the counter-top will be granite. It'll be cool.
Me:"Well, you can't take that sort of thing for granite."
Dad: (hits me)
Shannon's are funnier, though. It's because she has a better family than mine, and she's anti-semetic, which I guess is always sort of fun when the Christian-themed holidays roll around. Chow, kids. Eat up.
J-bone