Many of you may have been upset to learn that Chester Bennington, the lead singer of Linkin Park, was hopitalized recently for intense stomach pains. This news isn't exactly breaking, but how many of you are familiar with my intense stomach-death-cancer-explosion-disease-5000? Let us see the origin of this travesty:

Concept footage was shot in Prague, in the Czech Republic, before Bennington became ill and the band was forced to cancel its European tour.

OH REALLY? BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE I THREW UP ALL OF MY INTERNAL ORGANS, TOO!.

Screw you, Prague. I hate you. You may have absinthe and abnormally cheap beer, but...

arr, now I'm reconsidering. heh.

love,

Jared